Ratcatcher...

RATCATCHER...
Gordon's a drinker,
he likes to get off,
on his own
he goes to places that
even most wino's don't know
There's big rats
in New York City,
with rich pickings
in hotel trash.
Now, if rats will
eat pig-swill,
they may grow
as fat as pigs someday.
Over to you, Ratcatcher,
what have you found?
Gordon's asleep in a sewer!
Do you think he looks well?
I don't know, I don't think!
You do, to say what you said,
you just did.
Well, if pigs could fly,
we'd sure have a rat infested sky!
B4-1984
Please note that I have posted a re-written version of Ratcatcher on SweetTalkingGuy..