Song #1...

JANET OR JAYNE?
(SOUNDS LIKE
JANITOR JANE)
I was strolling down
a country lane
when I saw a girl
so I asked her name
she said Janet!
or was it Jayne?
Janet or Jayne?
Janet or Jayne?
did she say Janet!
or did she say Jayne?
The next time I went
down that lovers lane
she was standing
there again
I said Janet?
she said Jayne!
Janet or Jayne?
Janet or Jayne?
did she say Janet!
or did she say Jayne?
So that was the end
of my lovers lane
(would be flame)
I simply forgot to
remember her name!
did she say Janet!
or did she say Jayne?
Janet or Jayne?
Janet or Jayne?
did she say Janet?
No she said Jayne!
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