Hard Cheddar Cheese...

HARD CHEDDAR CHEESE
Previously published in Proper Trog.
Jack's got a big boy's cot
Shelly's got a china pot
So what's Mummy got?
Tell me please!
Mummy's got dry rot
That's what Mummy's got
Big boys cot, china pot,
Dry rot, so what?
Jack's got a smelly bott
So what's shelly got?
Tell me please!
Shelly's got a coat of fleas
That's what Shelly's got
Big boys cot, china pot
Dry rot, smelly bott.
Coat of fleas, so what?
Mummy's got a beauty boat
Shelly's got a bitey face
So what's Jack got?
Tell me please!
Jack's got cheeky chops
That's what Jack's got
Big boys cot, china pot,
Dry rot, smelly bott,
Coat of fleas, beauty boat,
Bitey face, cheeky chops,
Hard Cheddar Cheese!
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