Keystone Cops...

YOU'RE NICKED!
You drive through a red light -
it's late at night and raining.
They point the finger at you -
then the balloon goes up.
You look in the rear-view-mirror -
he's thrown his anchors on!
He's bunged it in reverse -
You make a quick left -
it's a dead-end street.
He's right up your arse -
You're out of the jam-jar
and on your toes.
But it's too late -
the other one's got yuh!
You're up against the cold wall -
head against the keystone.
The bracelets click -
YOU'RE NICKED!
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